I Fail. Two days ago I promised to cook for my fiancée. I was planning to make a pasta salad, plus some chicken burgers in a bun.

I put way too much pasta in and the pan was not deep enough to hold an adequate amount of water to cook the pasta in. As all women do she got inpatient took control of the mess and ended up just having pasta salad. However by the time it was cooked we were no longer hungry.

Though this is by no means the worst event to happen with me at the helm. I have burnt eggs, undercooked chips and chicken and put a metal container in a microwave. Luckily Amy spotted it before it had a chance to set fire.

Top tip of the day, don’t leave me in the kitchen for too long.

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